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10.30.2006

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10.16.2006

126 - Yikes

Ben just might perhaps be the scariest Production Assistant in the Twin Cities, and his dog too.

Well, maybe he's not after all:

10.14.2006

125 - Crazy Bus

I saw this while downtown this morning. Kinda wanted to get on it to see just where it would take me.

10.13.2006

124 - Meddlers

The other night I started pulling this chair apart in order to reupholster it and the two kitties were suddenly attracted to it. I think they like the "old" odor that it reeks of.

Then Astrid started climbing in the basement ceiling. Thrilling story, no?

10.09.2006

123 - Lava Links

Here are three photos from Lava Links. It is a sad, dirty, indoor mini-golf and entertainment center. The first two photos should be screen saver size for your computers visual pleasure.

10.04.2006

122 - Facts

Facts are often found in the oddest of places.

10.02.2006

121 - Coil

Wow, you can find anything on Craigslist! Somebody quick, buy this for me so I can scare kids away at Halloween!

9.29.2006

9.26.2006

Tues, West St.Paul, MN.

Resident Carolyn Swiszcz was nearly crushed by a CROCANTHOSAURUS, or High-Spined Lizard, today in a park by her home. Scientists believe that this herd of 10-14 ,thought to be extinct, dinosaurs were simply hibernating all these years inside the St.Paul bluffs.

Most are fierce predators that are roughly 30-40 feet (9-12 m) long and weigh about 5,000 pounds (2300 kg). They have a big heads, with a 4.5 foot (1.4 m) long skull and 68 thin, sharp, frightening, serrated teeth, and 17-inch (43 cm) spikes extending from their vertebrae, along the neck and tail, that have formed a thick, yucky, fleshy sail on its back. They have powerful arms, and each hand has three tiny fingers, equipped with long, 12 foot long sickle-like claws that like to scratch and poke.

Experts agree that had this one beast, which was present in the above photo. had extended its foot further in the direction of Mrs.Swiszcz's person she would certainly not be alive right now but would instead be the size and shape of a rather thin manhole cover.